kiahibal:

a actual 14 year old boy’s argument against gay marriage— “if you see a pretty girl, then she kisses another pretty girl, thats one less girl for me!”

then another boy interjects with, “if you see a girl kissing another girl, it means she has already decided you arent good enough”

(Source: captainktkirk)

aphameriko:

hello yes please take your time imagining japan saying “ohayo, america-san” and america responding with “and a kansas to you too dude”

(Source: aphameriko)

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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  · YOU DO NOT NEED A DETOX PRODUCT

health-gasm:

Stop wasting your money!!! It’s all fake!

It’s a money making scheme!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRINK WATER THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND NOT EAT LIKE SHIT.